4.24.09 @ Savalas :: We Host >> Real Mature

resident dj Rok One put us up to this one…

FRIDAY, APRIL 24TH

REAL MATURE @ SAVALAS
A Grown-ass Party for Grown-ass Mens & Womenses

Music by:
•ROK ONE (The Bangers)
•THE WOODMAN (Turntable Lab)
•DUANE HARRIOTT (Negroclash / Bim Marx / Other Music / Audio Archeology)

Hosted by:
•FALSE ARISTOCRACY

www.the21gunsalute.blogspot.com
www.falsearistocracy.com
www.myspace.com/duaneharriott

SAVALAS
285 Bedford Avenue (btwn S.1st + Grand St.)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn 11211
11PM – 4AM / NO COVER / 21+

10 MORE WAYS to know that you’re REAL MATURE:

1. Your favorite candy is the kind that falls from the sky in the form
of giant fruit and crushes people.
2. You would pay good money to see a Celebrity Deathmatch between GARY
COLEMAN and WEBSTER.
3. You enjoy Hip-Hop in a non-ironic context.
4. You attend the CONFERENCE part of Winter Music Conference.
5. You can look at PAUL REUBENS and not see a sexual deviant.
6. Your MEGATRON die-cast metal toy was confiscated at the airport
because it looked too much like a real handgun.
7. You remember “BAD” meaning “BAD”.
8. You have a LIVE AID ticket stub.
9. You reviewed books on READING RAINBOW.
10. You saw the first episode of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION and
thought “What’s the guy from READING RAINBOW doing on here?!”

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