REAL MATURE @ SAVALAS
A Grown-ass Party for Grown-ass Mens & Womenses
•ROK ONE (The Bangers)
•THE WOODMAN (Turntable Lab)
•DUANE HARRIOTT (Negroclash / Bim Marx / Other Music / Audio Archeology)
285 Bedford Avenue (btwn S.1st + Grand St.)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn 11211
11PM – 4AM / NO COVER / 21+
10 MORE WAYS to know that you’re REAL MATURE:
1. Your favorite candy is the kind that falls from the sky in the form
of giant fruit and crushes people.
2. You would pay good money to see a Celebrity Deathmatch between GARY
COLEMAN and WEBSTER.
3. You enjoy Hip-Hop in a non-ironic context.
4. You attend the CONFERENCE part of Winter Music Conference.
5. You can look at PAUL REUBENS and not see a sexual deviant.
6. Your MEGATRON die-cast metal toy was confiscated at the airport
because it looked too much like a real handgun.
7. You remember “BAD” meaning “BAD”.
8. You have a LIVE AID ticket stub.
9. You reviewed books on READING RAINBOW.
10. You saw the first episode of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION and
thought “What’s the guy from READING RAINBOW doing on here?!”